An indication of how scattered my brain has become:

I just opened the fridge to get a drink… and realized that I’d been refrigerating the lid from last night’s stir-fry. Not the whole wok, mind you — just the lid.

On the upside, I’ve been dubbing off Daily Shows for G, and got to hear John Irving say the following about Kurt Vonnegut:

I just Heimliched the —- out of him!

I’ll sleep well tonight.

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