Okay… nothing personal, anyone, but I’m sick of people consoling singles with the whole “Stop looking, and you’ll meet someone” cliche.

I can vouch for the fact that it is absolutely, totally untrue: since giving up on meeting someone about a year ago, I’ve basically only met people who fit into two classes:

  1. People who find me repellent, and/or are in relationships, and
  2. Biker lesbians.

I’m sure you all mean well, but after a while it just begins to feel like a sort of “Let Them Eat Cake” from the emotionally secure.

But don’t worry… we won’t guillotine you or anything.

I don’t think…

(Additional fun fact: I can debug raw HTML while drunk!)

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